Cajun Tomato’s NYC 100: “Are You From Florida?”

This is the ninth installment of Cajun Tomato’s NYC 100, a daily series chronicling my experiences and observations as a new New Yorker. Today, I am writing two dispatches because Saturday I will be traveling. You can read the first here.

I leaned closer to the short, curious forty-something woman in the “poofy” coat so I could hear her question better. We were standing at a red light on a clear Friday afternoon in which the fall air had revealed its teeth. This last bit of information surprised exactly no one except me.

“Are you from Florida?” the stranger inquired a second time. I answered no, confused, thinking my pale skin could not have tricked her into this assumption.

“You look like you’re from Florida, wearing just a T-shirt,” she explained. The woman did not resemble my mother. However, it was as if my mother had traveled from balmy south Louisiana to Harlem to remind me what a doofus I had been for neglecting to wear a jacket on a 50-degree day.

I wore a white T-shirt, blue jeans, and red Converse all-stars. Everyone around me wore sweaters, jackets, caps, snuggies, etc. (Maybe not snuggies.)

“Aren’t you cold out here?” the woman asked before I could comment on her Florida quip.

“No, I’m from the south,” I replied.

My “no” response was a lie. Most southerners, myself included, do not like the cold. I didn’t check the weather forecast before going on a walk. I didn’t want to show the woman my ignorance. Sadly, my white T-shirt betrayed my words.

“I’m from the south too,” she answered.

We had a bond. Or did we?

“But I’m cold,” she declared, while acting out what I interpreted as a fake shiver.

“I’ll be OK,” I assured her, “but thanks for your concern.”

The pedestrian signal turned from red to white. I crossed the street, feeling colder than I had minutes before.

Cajun Tomato’s NYC 100 returns Sunday.

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