Bow Down To America, Lloyd!
Lollapalooza is fast approaching. That means one thing: I need to sell my festival bracelet and recoup the hundreds I invested. I could go on a rant about how my friend Lloyd, a Chicago resident, is the worst person of all-time for promising to buy my bracelet and then backing out like a big Hungarian baby. But the thing is, I don’t know what Hungarian babies look like (except for him). So I will skip the rant.
Except …
… it’s kind of like the final scene of Breaking Bad’s Season 5 premiere. I am Walter White and Lloyd is Skyler. “I forgive you” are the words I am supposed to say. Except I veer off-script. “I DON’T forgive you,” I whisper into his ear and the credits roll. The audience screams, “Oh, shit!” at the exact same time.
Basta! Lollapalooza is happening Aug. 3 through Aug. 5 in Chicago. Here, in no particular order, is my Lollapalooza 2012 Spotify playlist. Enjoy!
I want to go to this SO MUCHx100000. -Jill
I still have my bracelet for sale.
If you like my Lloyd bashing on here, you should check out my Lloyd bashing on Twitter Wednesday. Among the highlights: Your word is as good as Greek currency. Worthless.
Also, totally love the way you know only called out Lloyd but also linked to his Twitter. – Jill again
*not only