Meatball+kooka sweat=this ginger gags.
That’s the equation I came up with to describe the Season 4 finale of “Jersey Shore.” It’s not Good Will Hunting writing on the chalkboard, but it will do for this post.
The finale was anti-climactic. The gang got drunk, tried to hook up with grenades, toured Florence’s sights, and talked about getting tan in Jersey. Now that I think about it: What REALLY happened in the Season 4 finale? Did I yawn throughout?
I need a six-hour energy drink, or two, to make sense of this cluster. Wink, wink at Deena and Sammi “Nada Sweetheart.” Way to shill, ladies. Stay energized!