Ahhhhhh. So that’s what a kooka-free “Jersey Shore” episode looks like. I had forgotten.
The theme of Episode 9 was less kooka, more ugly tears. There was a pregnancy scare, bad dancing at imitation Karma, and a surprise rebound hookup at episode’s close.
It’s all leading up to an inglorious conclusion four episodes from now, I am sure. What will I do with myself once the season ends? Must. Not. Think. About. This! (slow tear)
Italian-style Guido Super Party in 3, 2, 1 ….